The Bunny

So I wrote this sometime last year in court; one of those days when I was bored out of my mind. I just picked up my phone and started typing away and as usual, I tucked it away. I found it recently, dusted it up and decided to share it. It’s unlike anything I have ever written. So ’nuff said, enjoy. 

My name is Tega, I’m what you might call a playboy although I find that term very derogatory and a smear on my reputation and what I stand for. I mean, the fact that I occasionally like to hang out with more than one girl at a time isn’t so bad and it sure as hell doesn’t make me a playboy! I’m just having fun and as a matter of fact, so are they! Nothing wrong with eating your cake and having it now, is there? So yes I’m just your average guy;not so tall but what I lack in height, I make up for in other areas like good looks and being a genius in the bedroom! But hey, I do not want to toot my own horn (pun intended) but my vast array of past and present girlfriends would gladly do as they can’t seem to get enough. Hey, I like to have fun, sue me!
Anyway, my dates never know about each other. And that’s how I like to keep it; confidential. That way, I’m in total control. I absolutely hate to lose control but on this fateful day, let’s just say the word “control”, made a chaotic exit from my dictionary! It all started out as a really good day.At the time, I was seeing Coco, Rita and Sade, my girlfriends from hell! But I am getting ahead of myself. I had planned a date with Coco. Okay, now a little profile on Coco. She’s tall, beautiful, curvy in all the right places and has somehow, by a stroke of genius, been the only other person to match my pace in the sac after Jane (ah Jane…) Hence she’s my favourite of the lot. So I had planned a date with Coco for that Friday evening. Then I would spend the whole day with Rita on Saturday and Sade on Sunday evening. Okay, about Rita, she’s the most intelligent of the lot. She’s pretty, not like Coco, she has softer features and we have stimulating conversations. So she’s there for both her brains and prowess in the bedroom. She doesn’t hold a candle to Coco though and miles away from Jane (Ah Jane…). As for Sade, she has the figure of a model and ultra flexible! Not exactly intelligent but very street smart. Of all three, Coco is closest to an air head. And none of them matches up to Jane (Ah Jane…) in anyway. But hey, they give me what I want, so no complaints from me. Anyway, back to this fateful Friday, I met up with Coco, we did movies, a light dinner and proceeded to our usual hotel room. After the first round of mind altering sex, (she hurt my back a little) we were both lying there trying to catch our breaths, there was a knock on the door. She got up to get it as I was totally spent. It was room service. My eyes were closed at this point and for what seemed like a lifetime, there was this eerie silence. I opened my eyes and it took a while to adjust to the light. Then I spotted them; Coco, Rita and Sade, standing above me with a mixture of disgust and anger on their faces. I immediately sat up and was frantically searching for something to cover my nakedness.
“What… are you guys doing here? How did you…?”
“How did we get here? Or how do we know each other? Oh that’s a story we would not bore you with” Rita responded with a soft smile on her face. “It was a stroke of fate really but like I said no boring sob stories.” She finished, snapping her gloves tighter around her hands. That was when I noticed their ensemble. They were all wearing black tops and trousers with leather gloves. In my shock I didn’t realize Coco had donned on the same outfit and before I could say Jack, they all pounced on me. Someone was tying something around my mouth another was holding my hands and before I knew anything, I was being punched, slapped and pulled all over my body. And due to the intense session I just had with Coco not more than ten minutes ago, I was still a little weak. And these girls were fast! They beat me up without even breaking a sweat and all the while telling me that I had messed with the wrong girls! Apparently they had been planning this for a while, waiting for the right time and my, did they get me! I was sore for days nay…weeks after that as I was left with my right eye swollen shot, a few broken ribs, sores all over my body and Tega junior was not left out. I don’t know what they did but peeing was a challenge for a long time! The girls had no mercy as they delivered their punishment on me. I still shudder when I remember that day. I still wake up in cold sweats some nights from nightmares of that night with Rita’s face breaking into the most sinister smile ever. I have been keeping to myself these days, still a little traumatized cos apparently hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or in this case three!


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